Typical day at work… headphone hair is hot.

Typical day at work… headphone hair is hot.

Golden Gate Bridge.

Golden Gate Bridge.

Even though I live in LA now…

I will always be able to comment on situations from a NYer’s point of view. Hence, my tumblr blog is being resurrected and the name stays. 

All Hallow's Eve
  • Girl 1: There was one cute guy... but he was too drunk to talk to.
  • Girl 2: That's the problem with Halloween.
"I am fucking in love."
— My p.i.c…. and I am fucking happy for her :)
"Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop."
— H.L. Mencken
"I know you’re just being rude because you’re angry about your acne scars, so…"
— Things I would say if I was a true bad ass
"I’m sorry you feel the need to overcompensate for your gender, but…"
— Things I would say if I was a true bad ass
DC
  • Can I have that?
  • Look in the mirror while you say that, and you'll have the answer.
Improv
  • Wow, is he a robot?
  • No, he's just strong.
"I wouldn’t want a boy to think I was pretty unless he was the sort of boy who thought I was pretty."
— Everything Is Illuminated
"You know you have good taste when the gays approve."
— Me me me
"I can’t even watch ‘The Office.’ It’s not funny to me, because it’s too close to real life."
— Spoken by a friend who unknowingly re-validated my choice of a freelance lifestyle.
Office Kitchen Conversations
  • Guy 1: That's what I'm going to raise my kids on. Nothing but Fun Dip.
  • Guy 2: I'd throw in a little Jolt.
  • Guy 3: I was thinking more like Amp.
  • Guy 1: There's nothing like a little Crystal Meth/Mountain Dew combination.
"The most depressing words in my life are ‘Chapter One…’"
— Spoken by a fellow audiobook narrator, in anticipation of spending the next 4 days locked in a studio.
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Themed by: Hunson